I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
At the end of time, a moment will come when just one man remains. Then the moment will pass. Man will be gone. There will be nothing to show that we were ever here… but stardust.
"Today begin the adventures of Mary Elizabeth Watson and John Hamish Watson.”
Two mariinsky swans
Look at them. Both have been said to be world’s best ballerinas. I just love the fact that world’s best ballerinas look so diffrent as Odette.
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
"Yzma is best princess" By Charamath
I can’t even handle how amazing these are.
The first one tho
I can’t get over beasts face. He is just like”really guys…really?”
Perfect. Nail, hit on the head.
Wow, the new Monsters Inc movie looks brutal.
i laughed for 10 years at the caption