I guess my mum thinks I’m constantly on Google’s start page
Mrs. Hudson wins everything.
Benedict: I do feel slightly stronger when i'm on a wire punching the shit out of people
Benedict: I walk into the club and i'm just like "yeahhhhhh"
Benedict: And you fuckers go "awwww"
tryna cheer up a friend whom you really adore is so hard its like trying to convince the sun of its own warmth
MY ALARM GOES OFF SO I ROLL OVER AND CHECK MY PHONE AND MY AMERICAN GODS GOOGLE ALERT HAS DELIVERED THIS BOUNTY UNTO ME????????
AM I STILL FUCKING DREAMING, I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE THE GODDAMN DAY, BRYAN FULLER YOU ARE MAKING MY WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE ONE CARNIVOROUS VAGINA AT A TIME
I don’t even know shit about American Gods but both of these headlines are GOLD
My lab partner was a little nervous with with the lancet and my teeny tiny minuscule finger bruise is on the WORST LOCATION EVER
Hey lovemiserymurder, think it’ll pay for college?